He rūma whero, he rama kanapa me te wahine reka i roto i te kanohi pango, he taringa ngeru. Kua horahia ona waewae me te tatari kia whiua. Ehara ianei tenei i te moemoea o nga tangata macho kino katoa, ehara ranei tenei i te tirohanga a tona roro? Ko ona tarau e tarewa ana mai i tona waha e whakanui ana i tana whakaitinga. Kei te panaia ia ki roto katoa, e mokemoke ana, engari ko wai ka pouri ki a ia? Ka taiawhiotia e ana hooters tetahi taha ki tetahi taha, tana tikaokao e wero ana i tana kohao maku. A kaore he huarahi ke atu i te uwha - me whakarongo marie ia ki nga whakahau katoa a te rangatira!
Mo te wa roa e hiahia ana ahau ki te rapu he aha te mea rerekee mo nga kotiro waea, ina he nui to raatau tono mo a raatau ratonga. Inaianei kei te mohio ahau, he roa te kotiro onge, he mohio, he pai ki te ngote i te tiu o tana hoa. He meneti, e rua meneti, katahi ka pai ki te huri ki tana putea. Ka pupuhi ia kia unuhia e koe ona makawe! He tino pai tana moni.
Kua mākū katoa ahau, fuck me!